Michael Shanks Subscribes to HausOfDecline's Patreon Which Could Mean Nothing For His Next Film "I Can't Sleep"
Renowned director of "Together", Michael Shanks, recently subscribed to the Patreon of a woman who's comic he didn't steal to make said movie. Here's some context on how he didn't steal it.
He coincidentally filmed what could appear to be an entire movie adaptation of an existing Internet comic; the way a movie adaptation of that comic would go. Then, an incredibly powerful and litigious Beyblade voice actor on the Internet unfairly criticized the poor, poor director of a post-cool-era Sundance movie over some ungodly delusion that he stole a comic called Together with the exact same plot. In an attempt to save his kind, holy family and the brother of a rapist from the wrath of the Toronto podcaster that "rivaled Rogan", he cleverly found an existing Greek myth, and a screenplay called Together with allegedly the same plot and allegedly the same dialogue. The defense was so powerful, the Canadian government knighted Shanks for "defeating the Terror of Toronto", and the movie made $32 million American dollars.
As an act of mercy towards the woman, the Goliath to his David, Shanks subscribed to the Patreon of HausOfDecline who is currently making another comic. This means ABSOLUTELY nothing, by the way, but he DID announce on Twitter that he's possibly making a movie about a woman who gets grey-raped by a talking bug called "I Can't Sleep". He plans to "shoot the whole thing in 20 days, before the comic gets published" and then "lure her into the courtroom and DESTROY her". We're sure Shanks is joking. Funny guy, that Shanks.